I feel like “you are a fool for looking” should be followed by some dramatic or horrible reason, like “for in the time it took you to turn page 150, I have stolen your goat.”
im fucking crying
girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle
This will never not make me laugh
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
We met this cool character the other day.
Jess Fink has the best stories.
"The Supergirl-Batgirl Plot" - art by Curt Swan and George Klein (1967)
Wait, so now I’m REALLY questioning what all those shoulder and arm lumps are, if Superman can’t even pump up a tire. They’re clearly not muscles.
Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
White privilege is never having to spell your last name.
you… you’ve never met a polish person have you
american privilege is not realizing the world does not in fact consist of only america
Someone finally said it! ^
This whole post makes no sense, guys. Let it go.