A card I would absolutely give stellathreat

madeleineishere:

😴Post-it-Love Note Sleep Talk Edition😴

kaible:

Occasionally I remember this video exists and it sums up so much of my experience of being dragged to resale stores with my mom

buttwyatt:

dwayne ‘the mineral’ johnson, jesus christ marie

I am reblogging the grossest thing I have ever seen.

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

impalathief:

butts-are-wonderful:

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

“Yes, hello, I’m from the FBI. I would like to ask you some questions about your daughter’s death.”

“But I already talked to the FBI.”

"i know. i just have a few more questions to ask you"

Don’t be silly, Supernatural fandom, that moose isn’t wearing a cheap suit or fake clerical collar.

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

pottergirl05:

The only thing you need to see.. Peter dinklage and Lena Heady hula hooping at a gay bar.

I love that man so much.

callmeshiny:

batman-nolanverse:

Ladies & Gents, i present to you The BATMAN: The World’s Greatest Detective. 

He’s always been a man of mysterious ways.

image

ellenwin:

creation-come-undone:

importerrobinson:

hyrulewarriors:

farorescourage:

many of you asked where this video had gone. Luckily for you, I have it.

i think about this video every day

this video is several times longer than it needs to be, and yet, it’s not at all

the fucking music lmfao i’m crying

This bird is also known as a timberdoodle! I think it’s a much more fitting name.

Well, it’s official. I’ve just discovered my spirit animal. 

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