I feel like “you are a fool for looking” should be followed by some dramatic or horrible reason, like “for in the time it took you to turn page 150, I have stolen your goat.”

nbcparksandrec:

This statue looks awfully familiar… 

Classic beauty.

zehymen:

im fucking crying

Hahahahahahahshahahahahhahahahahaha

mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

hottea4hotties:

This will never not make me laugh

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

jessfink:

We met this cool character the other day.

Jess Fink has the best stories.

boomerstarkiller67:

"The Supergirl-Batgirl Plot" - art by Curt Swan and George Klein (1967)

Wait, so now I’m REALLY questioning what all those shoulder and arm lumps are, if Superman can’t even pump up a tire. They’re clearly not muscles.

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

*gagging noises*

my-patronus-is-obamas-face:

sealpremacy:

abendlichter:

kittensaysfuckyou:

White privilege is never having to spell your last name.

you… you’ve never met a polish person have you

american privilege is not realizing the world does not in fact consist of only america

Someone finally said it! ^

This whole post makes no sense, guys. Let it go.

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