rule number one….Dont Talk about tumblr. dont talk about it ever. not even on the website. just dont talk about it. dont use it either. nobody use tumblr
i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back
this perfectly describes grandmas
My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.
im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics
~two mountain goats~
A wedding photographer took this picture from a rooftop to get a bird’s eye view of a wedding in progress. Something seemed odd about the balcony in the top right portion of the photograph.
This is what the photographer found when they zoomed in.
Zoomed out picture for extra creeps
what if u needed glasses but u had no ears
but she has ears
but she’s prepared in case she loses them
a picture of leonardo di caprio crying, made out of pictures of oscar winners
She finally got her pizza.
she looks so satisfied
Look at Julia Roberts still holding the plate with the pizza on it and a napkin like “hmm, now what” and Jennifer Lawrence has already inhaled about half her slice.
Today is Casimir Pulaski Day. Here’s an early demo. Not sure when I recorded this, but I was obviously still working it out. XXOO Sloppy Joe.